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Downvoted to oblivion. That went over about as well as the time I tried to use one myself. Once again it seems I didn't know what I was stepping in...

So what ARE we supposed to do for the recommended 5 to 10 minutes on the toilet? Focus on the... miracle of life?

that looks like a recipe for crapping in your pants... like seriously how would you not?? Do you need to depants before, uh, engaging??