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Please, please let it be an April fools joke. I love Meteor platform and I would like it to stay indepentent, not to be acquired by some big corporation and then discarded after few months/years :/.

Please post this to the List of April Fools' Day Announcements [1] as it's a joke (The article literally says so at the end)

[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9302010