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Atheist Blue-Screen of Death

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Atheist Blue-Screen of Death

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Here's an awesome thing I just thought up...

If I was God I'd make it so that when an Atheist dies, their immortal soul's visual cortex is presented with only one input for all of eternity: Which is this: all you can see is the Microsoft Blue Screen of Death, except for above the hex code error dump, it says:

"Jesus is Real. You should have believed it. Now look at this screen for a trillion years while you think about your mistake."

Hell, i'd rather be burned alive, than look at a Microsoft blue-screen for literally an infinite amount of time! bwahahahhaahahhaa.