New-Age Bullshit Generator

It's a PCA boosted hidden markov model using sparse regression trees to map into infinite gradient boosted dimensional kernel space, pruned with C5 LOESS zero one loss function and L2 regularization parameter implemented in SVM.

...someone should make a bullshit generator for ML models

Re: New-Age Bullshit Generator

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Post by saraid216 » Mon, Apr 14, 2014, 6:12 PM UTC

It's done in Javascript, but would still be nice to throw this on Github. :P

Re: New-Age Bullshit Generator

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Post by hiphopyo » Mon, Apr 14, 2014, 6:12 PM UTC

Reminds me of my writing before I discovered The Elements of Style by Strunk and White.

Re: New-Age Bullshit Generator

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Post by ldubinets » Mon, Apr 14, 2014, 6:18 PM UTC

This is amusing. Here's the original (at least, what I believe is the original) http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

Re: New-Age Bullshit Generator

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Post by lotsofmangos » Mon, Apr 14, 2014, 6:19 PM UTC

Reminds me of the twat-o-tron http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/the-twat-o...

Re: New-Age Bullshit Generator

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Post by ivansavz » Mon, Apr 14, 2014, 6:24 PM UTC

Generally, I think of "software eating the world" as a bad thing, but in this case it's a good thing...

Take that Deepak! 100 lines of js and you've been automated away ;)