FakeValley: 'The Onion' For Silicon Valley

I had the brilliant idea Microsoft was being punished for its theft and dishonesty.

I think that's childish. God can just pick the right numbers.

My Dad might make money on His portfolio, Mom might ask which stocks it came from and how much. Kinda childish, perhaps.

God says... C:\TAD\Text\WEALTH.TXT

ion. But in our sugar colonies, the price of sugar bears no such proportion to that of the produce of a rice or corn field either in Europe or America. It is commonly said that a sugar planter expects that the rum and the molasses should defray the whole expense of his cultivation, and that his sugar should be all clear profit. If this be true, for I pretend not to affirm it, it is as if a corn farmer expected to defray the expense of his cultivation with the chaff and the straw, and that the grain

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Fucken hilarious if retard nigger tries to sabotage other programmers. What a total fucken nigger who doesn't know the world is perfectly just.

What's on the television, today? Divine comedy hour. ROFLMAO

In the current gold rush, there are so many hokey startups with buzzwordy derivative missions ("we're the Airbnb for Big Data ROI!") that a great satire site could be made from copying their mission statements and change a few words around. FakeValley kind of tries too hard

also: I don't think you should promote yourself as a satire site. That's kind of like going around telling everyone you're a hilarious and witty comedian.

The hovering share widget obstructs the first ~15 characters of text in my browser window. Please fix!

I'd love to read more stories on it. But editors/founders of this site need to improve UX/Design

Not The Onion, but, maybe, with some luck and careful nurturing, it'll take root.