RollFWD A rolling prediction list of future headlines. What's yours?

Future Headlines as of 03/10/13:

1. Wyoming Joins Texas as Second State to Issue Own Currency In Wake of U.S. Dollar Collapse- matterhorn

2. Following Dennis Rodman Visit, Switzerland Declares War on U.S.- matterhorn

3. Bloomberg Bans Bottled Water: Claims It Robs Our "Precious Bodily Fluids"- matterhorn

4. Patent Troll Claims Rights to Inhalation of Air- matterhorn

5. Demands Licensing Fees From All Breathers- sixQuarks

6. 155 year old sentenced to juvenile detention for tampering with town's singularity machine- devonbarret

7. Outrage as pedestrian killed by self driving car- devonbarret

8. 90% of car accidents caused by self driving system errors.- snowfox

9. Google glass banned in McDonalds- smewpy.

Nitpicking: My name has another t on the end.

Another headline: Infra-hats become number one selling product of the year.