High-frequency trading firm just hired Bjarne Stroustrup (creator of C++)

Post by conorcleary » Sat, Aug 08, 2026, 10:39 PM UTC

Post by conorcleary » Sat, Aug 08, 2026, 11:39 PM UTC

refp wrote: post #3

conorcleary wrote: post #2

They should hire some philosophers to figure out Low Frequency Trading, too.

I wonder which language creator would be hired to figure that one out; are you creative enough to think of one on the spot?