Instrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry
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Instrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry
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Re: Instrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry
#2Feels like AI slop writing
Re: Instrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry
#3Feels like AI slop writing
It is. I read the first sentence and closed the tab.
Re: Instrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry
#4> So the plugin is split across the ESP32's two cores. The control loop and its sensor event handlers own core 0. The exporter gets its own FreeRTOS task pinned to core 1, where a blocking TLS handshake can never touch extraction:
I spent several years working on the technical side of HFT trading operations and this is also an issue with exchange gateways.
e.g. you want both to be true:
- fastest possible path through the gateway
- the ability to log EXACTLY when messages flowed through
The way this was accomplished was to split each direction (e.g. in and out) to a single core and then have an additional core for logging.
Re: Instrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry
#5Feels like AI slop writing
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Re: Instrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry
#6Makes me think the world has gone mad, even as an on-off coffee drinker myself.
Far too much technology is encroaching into our lives. I know this is for the sake of an advert, but it feels absurd.
Your espresso is sour? Add some milk and get on with your life!
Re: Instrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry
#7Makes me think the world has gone mad, even as an on-off coffee drinker myself. Far too much technology is encroaching into our lives. I know this is for the sake of an advert, but it feels absurd. Your espresso is sour? Add some milk and get on with your life!
Because solving a real world problem is fun.
Doesn't really matter how frivolous the problem is, there's always something to be learned when creating a new system.
Re: Instrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry
#8Makes me think the world has gone mad, even as an on-off coffee drinker myself. Far too much technology is encroaching into our lives. I know this is for the sake of an advert, but it feels absurd. Your espresso is sour? Add some milk and get on with your life!
Espresso with milk? That is not espresso.
Re: Instrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry
#9Makes me think the world has gone mad, even as an on-off coffee drinker myself. Far too much technology is encroaching into our lives. I know this is for the sake of an advert, but it feels absurd. Your espresso is sour? Add some milk and get on with your life!
Life is too short for bad coffee
Re: Instrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry
#10FYI the code snippets have no indentation