Review my splash page

Currently working on creating a splash page. I had some illustration work done for it, but I am definitely no web-designer.

To you, the end-user, does it illustrate my service in a manner what would entice you to sign up? I tried to focus on clear desciptions and CTA's.

Also, if you are a web-designer and are seeking some work, give me a shout.

Review my splash page
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