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Post by galuggus » Tue, Mar 31, 2026, 3:43 AM UTC

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Post by jofzar » Tue, Mar 31, 2026, 5:32 AM UTC

It's a shame my job as a penis enlarger is 50% mixed. The market is super shakey at moment with all of the AI enlargers going on.

https://aijobsreport.org/quiz?job=Penis+enlarger

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Post by polyamid23 » Tue, Mar 31, 2026, 5:33 AM UTC

„Model AI is starting to change parts of this job, but a lot of what Models do still needs a real person…“ … also: „What This Means For You We don't have this exact job in our database — this is our best guess“ :D Nice try?

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Post by paul7986 » Tue, Mar 31, 2026, 5:34 AM UTC

Well something potentially is happening as since 2011 as web designer, developer and later a UX Researcher on LinkedIn i'd receive 3 to 10 recruiter emails saying they are looking to fill a position. Towards the end of 2025 that pretty much dried up and this year it has dried up and I was laid off.

Im starting school again and changing careers fairly late in life but that's what my intuition says is best for me.

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Post by gloflo » Tue, Mar 31, 2026, 5:34 AM UTC

Dumb and shallow AI slop.

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Post by autumnstwilight » Tue, Mar 31, 2026, 5:38 AM UTC

Surprised that bus driver and delivery driver are "good" when there are definite efforts to automate both driving and delivery.

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Post by sift3r » Tue, Mar 31, 2026, 5:38 AM UTC

All of the information is in the source of the base page, but it simulates a loading bar like TurboTax and doesn't make any network requests.

```

   
   // oxford = Frey & Osborne automation probability (0-1), salaryUS = BLS median, salaryUK = ONS ASHE median
   const JOBS = [
  { title: "Data Entry Keyer", score: 95, oxford: 0.99, salaryUS: "$36,190", salaryUK: "£21,000", category: "admin", growth: "declining", automation: "Very High", augment: "Low", factors: ["Most of this work is already done by software", "AI can read and fill in forms faster than people", "These jobs are shrinking fast", "Very little of this job needs a human touch"] },
  { title: "Telemarketer", score: 95, oxford: 0.99, salaryUS: "$31,460", salaryUK: "£20,000", category: "sales", growth: "declining", automation: "Very High", augment: "Low", factors: ["AI can make calls and follow scripts", "Robot callers are already everywhere", "This kind of work is easy for AI to copy", "No need to be in a specific place"] },
   ...

```

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Post by dullcrisp » Tue, Mar 31, 2026, 5:45 AM UTC

jofzar wrote: post #2

It's a shame my job as a penis enlarger is 50% mixed. The market is super shakey at moment with all of the AI enlargers going on. https://aijobsreport.org/quiz?job=Penis+enlarger

Core of the job stays human—AI helps at the edges.