Astrological CPU Scheduler

iberator wrote: post #5

Wow. One of the most insane things I have seen lately haha The funniest thing is that it could be kinda useful and working haha

Can you expand on how slowing my network 4 times a year for days at a time while Mercury is in retrograde is useful?

Re: Astrological CPU Scheduler

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Post by hjoutfbkfd » Tue, Feb 03, 2026, 9:22 AM UTC

bot403 wrote: post #7

iberator wrote: post #5

Wow. One of the most insane things I have seen lately haha The funniest thing is that it could be kinda useful and working haha

Can you expand on how slowing my network 4 times a year for days at a time while Mercury is in retrograde is useful?

chaos monkey

Re: Astrological CPU Scheduler

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Post by hjoutfbkfd » Tue, Feb 03, 2026, 9:24 AM UTC

needs sign compatibility - if your postgres and your webserver start in incompatible signs, connections between them are more difficult and drop packets

Re: Astrological CPU Scheduler

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Post by captn3m0 » Tue, Feb 03, 2026, 9:33 AM UTC

If you’d a like a non-vibe coded astrological scheduler, I made one years ago for April Fools: https://github.com/razorpay/shubhcron

I had to research silly Vedic nonsense on Hinduism stackexchange. While this one changes how your CPU behaves (and does not believe in the stars to do it for you), shubhcron waits for the right auspicious time to run your cronjobs (or other processes).