React/GifSocket: GifSockets in PHP

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Post by igorw2 » Mon, Oct 15, 2012, 3:10 PM UTC

React/GifSocket: GifSockets in PHP
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Re: React/GifSocket: GifSockets in PHP

#2

Post by arscan » Mon, Oct 15, 2012, 4:15 PM UTC

You should make a Coldfusion port next if you really want to give this thing a 90's feel.

Re: React/GifSocket: GifSockets in PHP

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Post by noinput » Mon, Oct 15, 2012, 4:34 PM UTC

Fun use case: On Chrome latest (22) view the README section with the example gif. Open a new tab, spend a few minutes on it, go back to view the sample gif and it goes into warp drive .

Re: React/GifSocket: GifSockets in PHP

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Post by mrpollo » Mon, Oct 15, 2012, 5:02 PM UTC

noinput wrote: post #3

Fun use case: On Chrome latest (22) view the README section with the example gif. Open a new tab, spend a few minutes on it, go back to view the sample gif and it goes into warp drive .

nice catch, the longer you stay on the README tab the longer it warps

Re: React/GifSocket: GifSockets in PHP

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Post by peterwwillis » Mon, Oct 15, 2012, 5:03 PM UTC

Holy hell this is ridiculous. We have multipart/x-mixed-replace you know.

Re: React/GifSocket: GifSockets in PHP

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Post by nodesocket » Mon, Oct 15, 2012, 5:16 PM UTC

On an unrelated note, first time I've come across React (http://nodephp.org/). Awesome project. Would be sweet to have non-blocking MySQL bindings.

Re: React/GifSocket: GifSockets in PHP

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Post by tambourine_man » Mon, Oct 15, 2012, 7:23 PM UTC

Off topic, but I got a disproportional amount of fun from the gif. Who is he, what's the context?

Re: React/GifSocket: GifSockets in PHP

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Post by Posibyte » Mon, Oct 15, 2012, 7:41 PM UTC

tambourine_man wrote: post #7

Off topic, but I got a disproportional amount of fun from the gif. Who is he, what's the context?

Eric, from Tim and Eric's Awesome show. It's difficult to explain the context due to the nature of the show. Just give it a watch and you'll see what I mean.

Re: React/GifSocket: GifSockets in PHP

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Post by igorw2 » Tue, Oct 16, 2012, 1:05 AM UTC

nodesocket wrote: post #6

On an unrelated note, first time I've come across React ( http://nodephp.org/ ). Awesome project. Would be sweet to have non-blocking MySQL bindings.

Yeah, the lack of native non-blocking bindings is quite the issue. There have been some attempts at implementing plain-PHP non-blocking drivers. One of the most impressive I've seen so far is phpdaemon: https://github.com/kakserpom/phpdaemon.

Re: React/GifSocket: GifSockets in PHP

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Post by igorw2 » Tue, Oct 16, 2012, 1:09 AM UTC

peterwwillis wrote: post #5

Holy hell this is ridiculous. We have multipart/x-mixed-replace you know.

Does not work in IE6.