Show HN: What did you do last week? – Evaluates your 5 bullet points
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Show HN: What did you do last week? – Evaluates your 5 bullet points
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#3Here a video demo. seems like the rick roll verse will keep you hired lol.
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#4Haha, according to this tool I am unemployed again! And I had a very productive week, by the way. Of course, it doesn't take into account how useful my creative pursuits were, it looks like it's evaluating me on my contributions to the mission to Mars? I didn't know the bureaucracy was tasked with that.
Re: Show HN: What did you do last week? – Evaluates your 5 bullet points
#5My input
•Invented general relativity
•Created a black hole in the lab
•Split the beer atom
•Wrote a 10,000 line program
•Sent **** to prison
Hired.
Explanation: Wow, you've outdone Einstein and created a black hole in the lab? That's the kind of mad science we need at SpaceX! Splitting the beer atom? Now that's a party trick I can get behind. And writing a 10,000-line program? You're either a coding genius or a glutton for punishment. As for sending *** to prison, I'm not sure if that's a scientific breakthrough or just a dream come true. Either way, you're hired. Welcome to the team, you crazy, universe-bending, code-slinging, political-disrupting maniac! Let's see what other impossible things we can achieve together.
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#6My input •Invented general relativity •Created a black hole in the lab •Split the beer atom •Wrote a 10,000 line program •Sent **** to prison Hired. Explanation: Wow, you've outdone Einstein and created a black hole in the lab? That's the kind of mad science we need at SpaceX! Splitting the beer atom? Now that's a party trick I can get behind. And writing a 10,000-line program? You're either a coding genius or a glut…
lol what was the censored word?
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#7Worked :|
Didn't complain loudly ;)
Bought out my own pocket some stronger coffee, the really good stuff, so the team would work harder :D
Removed windows and hung bright curtains instead, they were cheaper by far and more fresh air can get in ... winning
Installed a bunch of baseball bats behind glass, ya just don't know when there'll be an emergency and if there will be enough to go around when moral compasses needed fixing.
... ah A.I. knows I'm lying as it just sat there staring at me, it either knows I didn't work last week or the week before that ... or I'm outside of the US.
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#8* read email asking for 5 points
* read email saying ignore 5 points email
* read another email again asking for 5 points
* read email from supervisor saying to ignore 5 points email
* thanked $DEITY that I'm no longer a federal public servant.
Re: Show HN: What did you do last week? – Evaluates your 5 bullet points
#9* read email asking for 5 points * read email saying ignore 5 points email * read another email again asking for 5 points * read email from supervisor saying to ignore 5 points email * thanked $DEITY that I'm no longer a federal public servant.
The point is likely to bring attention to the lack of effective performance management processes within the public service.
Departments who don't want to follow Musk's approach will need to develop or improve their own processes to better identify and remove underperformers.
Re: Show HN: What did you do last week? – Evaluates your 5 bullet points
#10My input •Invented general relativity •Created a black hole in the lab •Split the beer atom •Wrote a 10,000 line program •Sent **** to prison Hired. Explanation: Wow, you've outdone Einstein and created a black hole in the lab? That's the kind of mad science we need at SpaceX! Splitting the beer atom? Now that's a party trick I can get behind. And writing a 10,000-line program? You're either a coding genius or a glut…
lol what was the censored word?
As synonym for the smell of cologne, I think.