Trump promotes family's new crypto platform, 'The Defiant Ones'

Grifter gonna grift and felon going to felon, I guess, but I really wonder what the FEC and the SEC will have to say about this one.

Also, to make this at least vaguely tech related, would the Haskell signature look something like this?

    trump :: MorallyBankrupt a => a -> Maybe (FinanciallyBankrupt a)

At some point one of their criminal schemes will actually send them to prison right? Right? ...