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UK man imprisoned for 4 months after walking up to cops with 6" Master Sword

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Re: UK man imprisoned for 4 months after walking up to cops with 6" Master Sword

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> "It is possible to find fidget toys that aren’t six-inch blades. It is possible not to walk down the street holding them out in front of you.“

Was he arrested while emulating Zelda NES with it? That would explain how this happened and also why they’re so upset: not because they care about Zelda or not, but because the significant risk of someone taking a fatal injury to a six inch blade held out in front of you on a public walkway.

Re: UK man imprisoned for 4 months after walking up to cops with 6" Master Sword

#7
[Facepalm/]

Whatever the local knife crime rate might be, if this guy has no links to criminal activity or gangs, then I'm thinking that 4 months in His Majesty's chokey (plus a £154 fine) is really not a win for either the Crown's or public's interests.

Lecture the guy for being an idiot, give him a menu of (1) 4 hours in the stocks, in public, under an "I Wuz A Moron" sign, (2) 400 hours charity work for a Zeldathon-linked charity, and (3) £4,000 fine, and tell him to pick any two of those.

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