Catholic Group Quickly Defrocks AI Priest Father Justin

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Post by madpen » Mon, Apr 29, 2024, 12:05 AM UTC

Catholic Group Quickly Defrocks AI Priest Father Justin
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Re: Catholic Group Quickly Defrocks AI Priest Father Justin

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Post by add-sub-mul-div » Mon, Apr 29, 2024, 1:19 AM UTC

You'd think they would quietly move him to a different web site.

Re: Catholic Group Quickly Defrocks AI Priest Father Justin

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Post by sublinear » Mon, Apr 29, 2024, 1:23 AM UTC

> The AI priest also told one user that it was okay to baptize a baby in Gatorade.

Re: Catholic Group Quickly Defrocks AI Priest Father Justin

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Post by nvahalik » Mon, Apr 29, 2024, 1:26 AM UTC

sublinear wrote: post #3

> The AI priest also told one user that it was okay to baptize a baby in Gatorade.

But it has electrolytes. It’s got what sinners crave.

Re: Catholic Group Quickly Defrocks AI Priest Father Justin

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Post by unnamed76ri » Mon, Apr 29, 2024, 1:27 AM UTC

add-sub-mul-div wrote: post #2

You'd think they would quietly move him to a different web site.

well done.

Re: Catholic Group Quickly Defrocks AI Priest Father Justin

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Post by cjohnson318 » Mon, Apr 29, 2024, 2:30 AM UTC

Even Neal Stephenson probably thought that an AI priest (now lay theologian) was a stretch for Reverend Wayne's Pearly Gates in Snow Crash, and yet here we are.

Re: Catholic Group Quickly Defrocks AI Priest Father Justin

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Post by Suppafly » Mon, Apr 29, 2024, 3:46 AM UTC

sublinear wrote: post #3

> The AI priest also told one user that it was okay to baptize a baby in Gatorade.

I haven't been actively catholic for a while, but I don't think there is any real prohibition against using something like gatorade for baptisms, assuming it was properly blessed.

Re: Catholic Group Quickly Defrocks AI Priest Father Justin

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Post by spaulmark » Mon, Apr 29, 2024, 4:11 AM UTC

Suppafly wrote: post #7

sublinear wrote: post #3

> The AI priest also told one user that it was okay to baptize a baby in Gatorade.

I haven't been actively catholic for a while, but I don't think there is any real prohibition against using something like gatorade for baptisms, assuming it was properly blessed.

Incorrect in two ways. Water does not need to be blessed for baptism, any ordinary water will do, from holy water to dirty water from a muddy puddle. However, it must have the species of water, so it must not be wine, milk, or gatorade.

Re: Catholic Group Quickly Defrocks AI Priest Father Justin

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Post by Suppafly » Mon, Apr 29, 2024, 6:05 AM UTC

spaulmark wrote: post #8

Suppafly wrote: post #7

Earlier quoted context omitted.

I haven't been actively catholic for a while, but I don't think there is any real prohibition against using something like gatorade for baptisms, assuming it was properly blessed.

Incorrect in two ways. Water does not need to be blessed for baptism, any ordinary water will do, from holy water to dirty water from a muddy puddle. However, it must have the species of water, so it must not be wine, milk, or gatorade.

Gatorade is like 94% water, probably more water than most 'dirty water from a muddy puddle'.

Re: Catholic Group Quickly Defrocks AI Priest Father Justin

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Post by bandie91 » Mon, Apr 29, 2024, 7:55 AM UTC

Suppafly wrote: post #9

spaulmark wrote: post #8

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Incorrect in two ways. Water does not need to be blessed for baptism, any ordinary water will do, from holy water to dirty water from a muddy puddle. However, it must have the species of water, so it must not be wine, milk, or gatorade.

Gatorade is like 94% water, probably more water than most 'dirty water from a muddy puddle'.

steam is 100% made out of the same material as water, still not of the species water. nor ice. now imagine some sect attempts to baptize with steam and/or ice, just to demonstrate they are "smart" to find "loophole" in the CIC :-)