Reddit’s new real-time service

Reddit is just hilariously, comically inept when it comes to engineering for a site it's size and worth. We did a thing with [buzzword] [hypetech] before which performed very badly but now we've replaced it with [hypetech] [buzzword] [buzzword]. By the way did you know we pay our engineers half of market rate and have a history of screwing people out of equity comp?