The Empress of Ice Cream (1996)
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The Empress of Ice Cream (1996)
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Re: The Empress of Ice Cream (1996)
#2Okay, so here's what you do. You need some place where you have fresh lakes and cold winters, like upstate New York. During the winter, you go to the lake and saw out chunks of ice. You put them in a building where you pack them in sawdust for storage. You put them on a boat and sell your ice around the world, as far away as Australia. Or you put them on a train — that's only the really advanced civilization part, really.
And now you've "warped the seasons". Talk about over-the-top.
Hey. Hey, remember _Back to the Future III_ where they're in the Old West and some people laugh at Marty for wanting ice water and Doc's got a refrigeration apparatus? All nonsense. They've got a railroad right there, they'd definitely get ice shipped in on that train.
Re: The Empress of Ice Cream (1996)
#3> If fire is the Promethean gift that first made us civilized, ice is a bewildering opposite; it has been tamed only by civilizations so advanced into decadence that they can warp the seasons. Okay, so here's what you do. You need some place where you have fresh lakes and cold winters, like upstate New York. During the winter, you go to the lake and saw out chunks of ice. You put them in a building where you pack the…
Re: The Empress of Ice Cream (1996)
#4> If fire is the Promethean gift that first made us civilized, ice is a bewildering opposite; it has been tamed only by civilizations so advanced into decadence that they can warp the seasons. Okay, so here's what you do. You need some place where you have fresh lakes and cold winters, like upstate New York. During the winter, you go to the lake and saw out chunks of ice. You put them in a building where you pack the…
Re: The Empress of Ice Cream (1996)
#5> If fire is the Promethean gift that first made us civilized, ice is a bewildering opposite; it has been tamed only by civilizations so advanced into decadence that they can warp the seasons. Okay, so here's what you do. You need some place where you have fresh lakes and cold winters, like upstate New York. During the winter, you go to the lake and saw out chunks of ice. You put them in a building where you pack the…
Re: The Empress of Ice Cream (1996)
#6> If fire is the Promethean gift that first made us civilized, ice is a bewildering opposite; it has been tamed only by civilizations so advanced into decadence that they can warp the seasons. Okay, so here's what you do. You need some place where you have fresh lakes and cold winters, like upstate New York. During the winter, you go to the lake and saw out chunks of ice. You put them in a building where you pack the…
We were pretty advanced 150 years ago, relatively speaking