Ask HN: Who has the best elevator pitch?

#1

Post by oregonspanish » Fri, Jan 28, 2011, 4:36 PM UTC

I'm looking for the best HN pitchman out there. Let's start with a challenge.

Challenge Rules:

1. Go to the Domain Name Maker on Bustaname http://www.bustaname.com/word_maker

2. Click on Make Random Domains

3. Pick out an available random domain from the generated list.

4. Pitch HN your genius/crazy/clever idea for the site.

5. Vote for your favorite.

Example: Ugandary.com seeks to be the premier destination site for foreigners deciding whether to relocate to Uganda--or not.

Re: Ask HN: Who has the best elevator pitch?

#2

Post by JacobAldridge » Fri, Jan 28, 2011, 4:52 PM UTC

Apologies in advance - I got a little carried away here:

Morrido.com - A dating site for fundamental Mormons, general polygamists, and the poly-curious.

Discussels.com - The premier social community for people who love discussing mussels. Oyster lovers can fuck off.

Nihilised.com - Our website does nothing. Is nothing. Nothing to see here.

Spellante.com - A-N-T-E. Scaling content is our only issue.

Gourmes.com - Recipe sharing for the finest quality breakfasts, lunches, dinners, and suppers - but no teas.

Spillain.com - Home of the Tony Hayward Fan Club.

Re: Ask HN: Who has the best elevator pitch?

#3

Post by oregonspanish » Fri, Jan 28, 2011, 7:35 PM UTC

JacobAldridge wrote: post #2

Apologies in advance - I got a little carried away here: Morrido.com - A dating site for fundamental Mormons, general polygamists, and the poly-curious. Discussels.com - The premier social community for people who love discussing mussels. Oyster lovers can fuck off. Nihilised.com - Our website does nothing. Is nothing. Nothing to see here. Spellante.com - A-N-T-E. Scaling content is our only issue. Gourmes.com - Reci…

Brilliant! +1 for Discussels.