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On Hold for 45 Minutes? It Might Be Your Secret Customer Score

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At least for my phone provider, you can hit 0 about 6-7 times after the automated responses and be directly sent to a live agent.

If it's a voice response unit words like "agent", "operator", "person", and "help" often are recognized similarly.

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At least for my phone provider, you can hit 0 about 6-7 times after the automated responses and be directly sent to a live agent.

If it's a voice response unit words like "agent", "operator", "person", and "help" often are recognized similarly.

But for both of these, "directly" often means being on hold.

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“Not all customers deserve a company’s best efforts,” says Peter Fader, a marketing professor at the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School who helped popularize lifetime value scores.

I feel like this is a succinct argument against the idea to privitize everything — there’s no accountability nor notion of “fairness” baked in whatsoever.

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At least for my phone provider, you can hit 0 about 6-7 times after the automated responses and be directly sent to a live agent.

I did that once, and it worked, but I was greeted by an agent angrily saying "Sir, please calm down!"

It was weird. I wonder if the same system was triggered by people yelling at the phone tree.

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At least for my phone provider, you can hit 0 about 6-7 times after the automated responses and be directly sent to a live agent.

I use another method. I select all the options in the automated system that indicate that I want to buy stuff from them. Suddenly I get connected to a live person almost immediately ;)

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At least for my phone provider, you can hit 0 about 6-7 times after the automated responses and be directly sent to a live agent.

Anecdata:

The more advanced systems monitor for customer irritation while the customer is "on hold". It is quite possible to skip the line by fitting the profile of a really irate customer. While saying "agent" would put one into a standard queue, saying " agent" does magic on some Verizon, ATT, Comcast and Optimum CS or billing numbers.

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

If it's a voice response unit words like "agent", "operator", "person", and "help" often are recognized similarly.

But for both of these, "directly" often means being on hold.

Prefix it with the famous f word and become the next call answered.
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