SQLite Code of Conduct

#1

Post by lazyloop » Mon, Oct 22, 2018, 9:59 AM UTC

SQLite Code of Conduct
sqlite.org

Re: SQLite Code of Conduct

#2

Post by lazyloop » Mon, Oct 22, 2018, 10:00 AM UTC

"1. First of all, love the Lord God with your whole heart, your whole soul, and your whole strength."

Re: SQLite Code of Conduct

#3

Post by allanmacgregor » Mon, Oct 22, 2018, 10:16 AM UTC

WTF? Please tell this isn't for real.

``` This rule is strict, and none are able to comply perfectly. Grace is readily granted for minor transgressions. All are encouraged to follow this rule closely, as in so doing they may expect to live happier, healthier, and more productive lives. The entire rule is good and wholesome, and yet we make no enforcement of the more introspective aspects.

Everyone is free to use the SQLite source code, object code, and/or documentation regardless of their opinion of and adherence to this rule. SQLite has been and continues to be completely free to everyone, without precondition.```

Do I have to go for confession before every pull request now?

Re: SQLite Code of Conduct

#4

Post by AdriaanvRossum » Mon, Oct 22, 2018, 10:32 AM UTC

What has God to do with SQLite?

Re: SQLite Code of Conduct

#5

Post by allanmacgregor » Mon, Oct 22, 2018, 10:34 AM UTC

AdriaanvRossum wrote: post #4

What has God to do with SQLite?

Best I can tell is satire

Re: SQLite Code of Conduct

#6

Post by [deleted] » Mon, Oct 22, 2018, 10:34 AM UTC

lazyloop wrote: post #2

"1. First of all, love the Lord God with your whole heart, your whole soul, and your whole strength."

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Re: SQLite Code of Conduct

#7

Post by frou_dh » Mon, Oct 22, 2018, 10:35 AM UTC

Bad bad man. Goofy documents shall only get the benefit of the doubt if they're brought in by postmodernists.

Re: SQLite Code of Conduct

#8

Post by lazyloop » Mon, Oct 22, 2018, 10:39 AM UTC

allanmacgregor wrote: post #5

AdriaanvRossum wrote: post #4

What has God to do with SQLite?

Best I can tell is satire

Dangerous not to make that more clear if true.

Re: SQLite Code of Conduct

#9

Post by empthought » Mon, Oct 22, 2018, 11:32 AM UTC

allanmacgregor wrote: post #3

WTF? Please tell this isn't for real. ``` This rule is strict, and none are able to comply perfectly. Grace is readily granted for minor transgressions. All are encouraged to follow this rule closely, as in so doing they may expect to live happier, healthier, and more productive lives. The entire rule is good and wholesome, and yet we make no enforcement of the more introspective aspects. Everyone is free to use the…

You would have never made a pull request for SQLite anyway, since anyone in a position to do that would know they don't use GitHub.

Re: SQLite Code of Conduct

#10

Post by empthought » Mon, Oct 22, 2018, 11:33 AM UTC

AdriaanvRossum wrote: post #4

What has God to do with SQLite?

About as much as pronouns have to do with FreeBSD.