Where can I find an iPhone 7?

Like a real dummy I didn't pre-order an iPhone 7 so now I'm constantly playing the game of "refresh apple.com then race to call a store the moment it has inventory". So I made this.

I put it together in a few hours at a hack day at our office (Bebo HQ/Monkey Inferno) this weekend. https://www.facebook.com/events/1078318942222280/

EDIT: p.s. dawns on me maybe i should have made this a Show HN? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯