A Jewish Lawyer Says to His Rabbi

"I raised my son to be a good Jew. I sent him to Hebrew school.

I made sure he had his Bar Mitzvah when he turned 13 years old.

And NOW.... he's a Christian."

"Funny you should come to me with this," says the Rabbi with a knowing smile, "I too have a son, and I taught him to be a good Jew: to read the Torah and observe the Sabbath.

And now, he is a Christian."

"Well, what did YOU do about it?" Asked the Lawyer.

"I went and told God the whole story....and God said

'FUNNY YOU SHOULD COME TO ME WITH THIS'"