Fund Yourself: A Justin Bieber Startup Parody

When inspiration hits, you write a startup parody Justin Bieber song and record yourself singing it. That's what you do. This is perhaps (no, it is) the most embarrassing thing I've ever posted on the internet. Be brutal, be kind, but hopefully you'll get at least a chuckle or nice break in your work day even if you're laughing at me. ;)