Yelp Sues South Park for $10M Over Latest Episode

The ironic thing about this episode is that a Yelp-related mob actually does use Yelp ratings to extort restaurants. It's just that it's Yelp itself, not its users.

lol I didn't realize it was until I got to: “Before being listed on Yelp we had no problem going around the country speaking to elementary school children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation. Now, with our poor reviews on Yelp, people are beginning to question our morals and ethics, like that is so important. Just because I have been arrested three times for public masturbation and each case was pardoned by the Governor, doesn’t mean our federal funding and government support had anything to do with it. With the assumptions made by Yelp reviewers, they are causing deadly self-rape addictions in this country to continue and in the end it is Big Masturbation that wins. Such a shame.”