Will emoji become a new language?

A classic example of Betteridge's Law of Headlines.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headline...

The arguments the author makes around technological constraints precluding language development seem wrong in a few ways, but I'm not that familiar with the field, so the column may be short handing more sophisticated analysis. Specifically:

1. Most (all?) written languages are linear -- they are processed sequentially by the brain and then deeper meanings are extracted (particularly wrt metaphors and allegory, but also viz. complex sentence structure). Emoji are not unique on this count.

2. Paper and pen (the surfer example) also have technological constraints. It's a "2D" surface, width of line, etc.

3. The input difficulties of emoji today seems temporary. For example, a gesture interface to get you to the correct emoji.

4. What about non-alphabetic written languages?

These seem like obvious first-order responses to the article, so I suspect I'm missing something (besides my first cup of coffee).

I'm sure there are other forms of communication which seem child-like (and all foreign languages sound like gibberish to begin with)

Predicted in the Diamond Age, it was called "mediaglyphs" I believe. (Or was that in Anathem?)

Will you please stop making fun of Visual Basic? Thank You.

Oh wait we were talking about emojis.