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My Resume Is Total Fiction

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Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

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Author here. Thanks so much for your kind and encouraging words. Happy New Year!

You should consider what he said though, because your description does read like delusions of grandeur.

I would bet this is a successful strategy even with as tongue in cheek as it sounds.

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

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You should consider what he said though, because your description does read like delusions of grandeur.

Everyone in America is a temporarily embarrassed millionaire. Everyone in the startup world is a temporarily embarrassed Steve Jobs.

Not everyone. Generally those who are not temporarily embarrassed become the millionaires and Steve Jobs.

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

#93

So I disagree with this advice, because I think there is an effect that talking about something feels as good as if you've done it. I prefer to keep an accomplishment totally stealth - not write it down or mention it to anyone - until it's more than done. And then understate it, casually let it out of the bag. This is how Apple did products in their heydey. Did Steve Jobs list all the things the nonexistent iPhone di…

A better example would be Jobs's philanthropy; not only did he keep his mouth shut but after his death people actively disparaged his memory for not sharing his wealth.

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

#94

This is OT, and no offense, but this post and your homepage make you sound like an exaggerated parody of a techie. > I'm an engineer. I live in the Philadelphia area. I build things. I assemble teams. I scale products. I'm inspired by minimalism and order. I am a co-founder of my kids. I dig plaid, chucks, and loud music. I want to dent the universe. I suddenly really want to re-watch the first season of Silicon Vall…

How can you possibly say "no offense" and then proceed to make fun of somebody? Simply using that phrase doesn't make it any more ok.

If it weren't for the spelling, i would assume bvanslyke was a British English speaker. In British English, "no offence" means "I am going to offend you now". It's generally felt to be the decent thing to do to warn people, you see.

http://www.bellenglish.com/EnglishBlog/2012-09-04/No-offence...

Re: My Resume Is Total Fiction

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The fun part is when different players are playing with different rules. "Oh, I touched Python once, better put it on my resume." But that bullet point on the resume could indicate any level of skill. Whereas someone more modest might not put that on the resume because he only touched it. Now you're headed from salesmanship towards snake oil. It isn't lying outright, but it smells familiar.

I don't like putting anything on my resume because I try to learn from the best. I know what mastery of the material looks like, and I don't have it. But I can usually outperform most of my peers in anything I've seriously studied. It is more depressing to me in that I wouldn't want to work for someone who doesn't understand that, yet that's not something they could reasonably be expected to know. So resumes just fee…

Resumes are pointless bureaucratic fictions, but it's a small case where being good at "the game" [of forming a resume target to what you want a job doing] will seriously help you get what you want, even though the task itself is pretty stupid and contrived. It's been a long road, but I've come a long way in accepting things like this, instead of trying to fight to change every single one. The fighting path is very long and challenging, and there's not enough time in a lifetime to change even 1/10th of what I think is wrong with the world, so in my experience it's really about picking your battles.
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