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What is your best programmer joke?

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Re: What is your best programmer joke?

#91
post #85

Earlier quoted context omitted.

actually, it was javascript and the file contained: } }); }; }());

Well, people do say Javascript is a Lisp in C clothes, and for a good reason. Well, for a bad reason too, as in this case.

I used to say that too until I read http://journal.stuffwithstuff.com/2013/07/18/javascript-isnt...

Re: What is your best programmer joke?

#92
At the top of the page:

When I teach introductory computer science courses, I like to lighten the mood with some humor. Having a sense of fun about the material makes it less frustrating and more memorable, and it's even motivating if the joke requires some technical understanding to 'get it'!

When put in this context, I think the question has some value. Being honest, programming can be very dry at times. The most mirth inducing stuff I have read in relation to programming is when programmers complain about programming languages, I think SO had a question addressing this issue.

Re: What is your best programmer joke?

#95

I know an accounting joke: An engineer and an accountant are on a train when they pass between two fields of sheep. "Boy, there are a lot of sheep in those fields." says the engineer. "There are 1,005" says the accountant. "How do you know?" "Well, there are about 1,000 in that field, and there are 5 in the other one."

An accountant has her purse stolen. The first thing she does is make a debit entry in the appropriate account in the thieves' ledger.

Re: What is your best programmer joke?

#96
This one I sing to my kids:

"Old MacDonald had a farm,

E-I-E-I-O

And on that farm he had an infinite recursion

E-I-E-I-O

With an

Old MacDonald had a farm,

E-I-E-I-O

And on that farm he had an infinite recursion ..."

Re: What is your best programmer joke?

#98
post #85

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Well, people do say Javascript is a Lisp in C clothes, and for a good reason. Well, for a bad reason too, as in this case.

I used to say that too until I read http://journal.stuffwithstuff.com/2013/07/18/javascript-isnt...

It is not, but there are reasons some people say that. Keep in mind this is a posting about jokes. By the way, someone managed to downvote the parent -- what a strange reaction to a joke! Kind of sad, really.
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