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You are in the wrong universe mate. And you are missing the point. It's not just about the language it's about all the other things around the language. How easy it is to find a webhotel and get started, how easy it integrates with HTML, JavaScript, CSS. Of course it's ugly, but who besides a bunch of snobs and people who actually can't use it really cares? Who should care?
> How easy it is to find a webhotel and get started, how easy it integrates with HTML, JavaScript, CSS. Good! We can see you clearly haven't tried using any of the many frameworks that easily integrate those things. > who besides a bunch of snobs and people who actually can't use it really cares? The people who later have to re-write these garbage projects, for one. I guess you've never had a client with a failed PHP…
Plenty of jobs no matter what language have to be rewritten for many different reasons.
The fact is, and that is what you guys seem to have a problem accepting is that PHP is a perfectly reasonable tool for many reasons and for many situations.
Get over it. Make it as easy to get started with your preferred language rather than blaiming PHP.