Fuck Off As A Service (FOAAS)

Post by peterwwillis » Fri, Jul 19, 2013, 3:40 PM UTC

Narretz wrote: post #20

tehwebguy wrote: post #18

License? Can't use this without one.

The "Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License" seems appropriate, in tone and language. http://www.wtfpl.net/

Post by CatMtKing » Fri, Jul 19, 2013, 3:42 PM UTC

sillysaurus wrote: post #57

16s wrote: post #14

Telnet is simpler... I call this my random insult service and it can run on any TCP port. It's not as rude as saying "Fuck Off" as it is meant to be humorous and is intended for all the script-kiddie port scanners out there: telnet 108.4.184.93

This is great! In case anyone without telnet wants to see: here are 46 insults from that telnet service. http://pastebin.com/6SP2PucG I'm partial to "Your IQ is the same as the temperature in this room. And it's cold in here."

Post by jhh » Fri, Jul 19, 2013, 3:46 PM UTC

Post by boomlinde » Fri, Jul 19, 2013, 4:03 PM UTC

squid_ca wrote: post #76

For the ultimate "fuck you", this should be written to use SOAP.

Post by keninglis » Fri, Jul 19, 2013, 4:49 PM UTC

binarymax wrote: post #16

Feature request: /shakespeare/:name/:from returns ':name, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - :from' e.g. /shakespeare/Falstaff/Prince%20Henry returns 'Falstaff, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - Prince Henry'