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What's the smallest retort that can be blown? I wonder.
> I wonder. I didn't, and still don't, but now I wonder why you wonder.
This whole thing has been a wonderful string of tort jokes.
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#92I'm always fascinated by these tricks of game theory. e.g. in business school, the dean of the undergraduate school had this story: "When I was a practicing lawyer working on wills and estates, people would often ask me to cut someone completely out of their will. I would always say that a better option was to write something like 'To my daughter Susan, I leave $1,000. She always said that she wanted to be financiall…
Wouldnt it just be better to have a lefal system that enforced the contract without extra bs? Lawyers would be unhappy as their wages normalized but that would be a large benefit to society as well
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#94If you accuse someone (not me) of having a small penis (I don't) they (not me) don't have to show that they (not me) have a large penis (like me). Just the accusation they made (to you, not me) is slander enough. But I'd gladly drop-trousers in a court.
This is not the point. The point is about deterring lawsuits. The point is not about defending lawsuits. This is very clearly explained in OP.
It also makes zero sense. You don't have to admit that you have a small penis to take legal action against someone that writes an insulting version of you with a small penis. People are not identified by their penis size.
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#98I'm always fascinated by these tricks of game theory. e.g. in business school, the dean of the undergraduate school had this story: "When I was a practicing lawyer working on wills and estates, people would often ask me to cut someone completely out of their will. I would always say that a better option was to write something like 'To my daughter Susan, I leave $1,000. She always said that she wanted to be financiall…
Multiple times in my life, a potential romantic interest asked how big it was, and I told them it was tiny. This led them to believe that it was large, because what guy who is tiny would say it was tiny? Suffice to say they were a bit disappointed when expectations met reality
Nobody has ever asked me that. I'm having a hard time imagining how that conversation goes. Anybody interested in it would just find out.
I wonder if you were telegraphing it, which caused them to ask. I'm reasonably confident about mine, so perhaps that conveys sufficiently well that they're willing to risk finding out.
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Multiple times in my life, a potential romantic interest asked how big it was, and I told them it was tiny. This led them to believe that it was large, because what guy who is tiny would say it was tiny? Suffice to say they were a bit disappointed when expectations met reality
Nobody has ever asked me that. I'm having a hard time imagining how that conversation goes. Anybody interested in it would just find out. I wonder if you were telegraphing it, which caused them to ask. I'm reasonably confident about mine, so perhaps that conveys sufficiently well that they're willing to risk finding out.
It would generally be during some sexy talk leading up to a first encounter.
I think it's the opposite of telegraph it for me: they think a small guy might be bashful and nervous around sex or nudity, so when I don't display those traits, they assume the opposite.