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BlaBlaMeter detects how much bullshit is in your text

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Re: BlaBlaMeter detects how much bullshit is in your text

#91
post #16

Derrida, Chapter 2 'Of Grammatology' >Bullshit Index :0.26 Your text shows some indications of 'bullshit' some indications ... I'd say this thing is broken.

Try the following text, which I pulled from a brand management web site:

We help businesses increase profitability by helping develop a strategic market approach and communicate the right message.

Our approach is designed for those serious and committed to looking inward so they can connect outward for greater results in an expedient manner.

We analyze your business goals, assess your marketing needs to accomplish them, create a strategic plan and manage its implementation, leaving owners and managers to tend to other needs of their business.

Excerpt is cited as fair use, namely the educational value in evaluating a tool with three sentences of buzzword heavy english from a real site. Specific citation info omitted only so they won't be embarrassed, but may be found with Google.

Re: BlaBlaMeter detects how much bullshit is in your text

#94
post #82

Earlier quoted context omitted.

That snippet scores 0.26

I copied that text into the meter, got the .26 you saw. I then listened in to a conversation at the cube next to mine and wrote that in. "Using software as a service we can replicate and evergreen in the cloud." One simple sentence jumped it to a .35.

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Re: BlaBlaMeter detects how much bullshit is in your text

#95
It would be nice, if http://www.blablameter.de/fragen_und_antworten.html is also available in English.

The result is that non-German speakers are standing in the dark, wondering what methodology is behind that software.

It might be even difficult to translate the concept to English, as some terms and ideas like http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominalstil are missing in the (restricted) English language. German is so much more elaborated, its a language of philosophers ;-)

Re: BlaBlaMeter detects how much bullshit is in your text

#96
post #79

Earlier quoted context omitted.

You have a weird definition of 'bullshit' if you think that counts. Anyway, I'd assume it's looking for certain 'filler' words and phrases that get used a lot when writing BS.

"Bullshit" is a word I'd use to describe Finnegan's Wake, but it certainly is valuable & extremely beautiful bullshit.

I believe there may be a line drawn between "bullshit" and "nonsense" :)

Re: BlaBlaMeter detects how much bullshit is in your text

#98
post #95

It would be nice, if http://www.blablameter.de/fragen_und_antworten.html is also available in English. The result is that non-German speakers are standing in the dark, wondering what methodology is behind that software. It might be even difficult to translate the concept to English, as some terms and ideas like http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominalstil are missing in the (restricted) English language. German is so muc…

* What's a good BlaBla Meter result?

High-quality journalistic texts are usually in the range of 0.1 and 0.3

* Are there any texts with an indexof 0.0?

This is rare, but occurs. Too low of an index is rather suspicious though, and might also indicate stilistical deficits.

* What is the highest index value?

Thile the BlaBla Meter was designed for index values between 0 and 1, but in rare cases the scale can be exceeded. The highest measured values so far have been over 2.0 even.

* Does Google use a similar algorithm?

We don't know, but if we were Google, we'd probably try! Our samples for highly competitive search terms show that highly ranked sites often show good index values.

* How does BlaBla Meter work?

BlaBla meter checks texts for various linguistic traits, e.g. it checks for exceeding use of Nominalstil[1]. In addition, the text is checked for various phrases [buzzwords] with a certain weighting. We don't want to reveal the secrets though ;)

[1] Heavy use of "nominal style" is a German particularity. You can replace most verbs by nouns, adding suffixes like '-ion' or '-age', and transform the sentence into passive. This is often found in legal texts, where the author doesn't want to appear as a suject.

* Why does my scientific text have such a high index?

Nominalstil has crept into scientific language at large. This often serves to 'beat around the bush' - in this regard, there are analogies to typical PR tongue.

* My mindless text gets a good score, why?

BlaBla Meter can't really understand the topic, it looks after linguistic traits. While rainbow press can be attributed all kinds of substantial weaknesses, their language is usually short and concise.

* My text is wrongly devalued!

As every computer algorithm, BlaBla Meter might be at fault - in doubt, human beings must decide of course. Generally the hit rate is quite large, so you should usually tweak the wording upon receiving high indices.

* But humans read texts completely differently ...

When BlaBla Meter crys havoc, one can usually assume that a human reader is alerted too. People are trained every day to tell authentic messages from artifical advertising messages - it'd be naive to belive they couldn't!

* What happens with entered texts?

Texts are private matter of course, and are neither saved nor processed in any way or shape.

Re: BlaBlaMeter detects how much bullshit is in your text

#99
post #95

It would be nice, if http://www.blablameter.de/fragen_und_antworten.html is also available in English. The result is that non-German speakers are standing in the dark, wondering what methodology is behind that software. It might be even difficult to translate the concept to English, as some terms and ideas like http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominalstil are missing in the (restricted) English language. German is so muc…

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Re: BlaBlaMeter detects how much bullshit is in your text

#100
post #98
post #95

It would be nice, if http://www.blablameter.de/fragen_und_antworten.html is also available in English. The result is that non-German speakers are standing in the dark, wondering what methodology is behind that software. It might be even difficult to translate the concept to English, as some terms and ideas like http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominalstil are missing in the (restricted) English language. German is so muc…

* What's a good BlaBla Meter result? High-quality journalistic texts are usually in the range of 0.1 and 0.3 * Are there any texts with an indexof 0.0? This is rare, but occurs. Too low of an index is rather suspicious though, and might also indicate stilistical deficits. * What is the highest index value? Thile the BlaBla Meter was designed for index values between 0 and 1, but in rare cases the scale can be exceede…

One of my blog posts got a .16 so you have my seal of approval ;-)
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