Dumb shits misapplying Agile because "we do standups" are dead. The entire point is and always has been to get the right people working on the right stuff in such a way that they can validate their assumptions and get customer feedback as soon as possible. Not how well you "do Scrum," "increase your velocity," or any of that trash. But actually applying these concepts breaks some managers' brains, and then we get the…
This is my sticking point. The whole idea of process-focus is that you can rarely count on having "the right people working on the right stuff." Sometimes the "right person" today isn't the right person tomorrow because they're dealing with an illness or emotional event at home or something else that throws them off their game. The whole point of process control is that reality doesn't match an idealistic notion of "the right person on the right job at the right time".