At this point HN should just have a permanent module in the top right corner announcing the latest data breach.
Breaking news: There is someone who has been walkabout living in the woods since 2000, and nobody has his data!
Owns a huge swath of land someplace remote. Only deals in cash. (His special skills are such that his employer gladly pays him in cash.) Doesn't trust cars with electronics, so he builds his own motorcycles to get around. As far as I know, the only record of him existing is property tax and income tax.
I went to visit once, and he doesn't even have a mailbox. I assume he has a PO Box somewhere. He built his own house. It's not a very good house, but it's good enough for him and his wife. The only electronics he has is a TV that runs off of some kind of tiny water mill in the creek. It only gets over-the-air channels.
I guess he's happy, but it's not the kind of happiness I could bear. He also seems to have lost all interest in shaving.