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Simple Level:
What's special about plants in the maths common room?
They have square roots.
More Educated:
Why can't you plant wheat in the integers mod 6?
Because 6 isn't prime!
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers. more: http://www.metafilter.com/76377/Two-mathematicians-walk-into...
So all but one have to share a glass? Seems unpractical.
Don't know whether this fits as a joke, but: exp(I*pi) + 1 = 0
There's always the classic, 'Snakes ⊂ ℝ²'.
it's the coolest you can possibly be with geeks.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers. more: http://www.metafilter.com/76377/Two-mathematicians-walk-into...
An infinite number of mathematicins walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a third of a beer. The bartender says, "what do you think I am, an idiot?" and kicks them all out.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders two beers. The third, three beers. The bartender says, "you guys owe me a twelfth of a beer."
(Explanation of that last one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1%2B2%2B3%2B4%2B... )