I love this! It's the "jazz music" of software development. Something which breaks all the "rules" but does so purposefully and explicitly so that it can become better than the "rules" allow. A naive look at this and my head is screaming that this file is way too big, has way too many branches and nested if statements, has a lot of "pointless comments" that just describe what the line or few lines around it is doing,…
I am all for code that is concise and whose syntax/naming is expressive, but sometimes comments are necessary to clearly spell out the logic or business use case. Expressive code can only go so far. Well-crafted comments significantly reduce the amount of time required for other developers to dive in and become productive with an unfamiliar code base.
The key is keeping the comments up to date. There's nothing worse than an inaccurate comment. One's code review process must include a review of the comments accompanying the modified lines.