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I'd love to have something that takes the best of Go (static typing, fast compiles, binaries, community) and functional paradigm.
Haskell? Some of it's parallelism and concurrency features should look familiar to you (it has an M:N threading model), complete with channels, and some stuff you've probably never heard of like STM. It compiles to a binary, has a type system much more powerful and expressive than Go's, and the community is very helpful. I will say the compile times aren't very speedy, I assume you want fast compile times in order to…
That's one of the things I love best about Go. Compile for your platform, then copy the binary somewhere else and run it. Awesome.
I really want this to be true for Haskell too, but there's a glaring exception with libgmp. Google "haskell libgmp" for many stories of people thinking they could just copy their haskell program to a new system and run it, only to realize they were wrong.