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As much as people hate wires, I have to say that I much appreciate the "just works" aspect of it. Even wifi, while it has improved an awful lot over the years, is not nearly as reliable as the (albeit annoying) ethernet cable. I have the same issue with wireless keyboards and mice. The idea that I have to charge or put batteries into my mouse is infuriating.
Don't mind me over here with a Ethernet dongle that randomly disconnects intermittently.
The best Ethernet dongle ever was the AAUI ones you used to have to use on old Macs.