> I'm hesitant to cram into a time series database data that I consider boolean.
A boolean can be treated as a 1 or a 0. Sometimes you can even go richer than that, such as with a count of affected processes from your example - which you could convert back to a 1/0 if you wanted in the expression language.
> That architecture or configuration of this exporter isn't documented yet
The node_exporter as a whole still needs docs. That module is pretty new, and it's not exactly obvious what it does or why it exists.
Labels/dimensions are supported too, it's the same text format that Prometheus uses elsewhere ( http://prometheus.io/docs/instrumenting/exposition_formats/)
> if just magically sent numbers upstream from text files that I keep up to date
Pretty much, you'll also get the rest of the module of the node exporter (cpu, ram, disk, network) and associated consoles which http://www.boxever.com/monitoring-your-machines-with-prometh... describes how to setup.