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Windows brings out the Rorschach test in everyone (2003)

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The wallpaper in question: https://windowswallpaper.miraheze.org/wiki/Red_moon_desert I suppose it looks like buttocks?

The only people who might plausibly think that were probably also jerking it to late night scrambled skin-e-max in the 90’s when it was basically just hard R. I’ve seen that background hundreds of times, and it never even occurred to me.

I can see it now that it’s been pointed out. The desert looks like a naked person lying face down, head toward the right of the image.

Now I can’t unsee it. The butt is real.

Re: Windows brings out the Rorschach test in everyone (2003)

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I'm kind of offended they changed them all. At some point you just have to say 'okay this is just complete bullshit' and stand for the things you create. Otherwise everything ends up in this corporate bland soup of nothingness. Of course we know where Microsoft ended up, but I doesn't have to be that way. By all means be pragmatic if it's a government complaining, but you don't have to take all crazy feedback at face…

Unfortunately the wider cultural movement "we must avoid offending anyone at all costs" got us here. It's not only corporations, many people also behave like this in private. It's sad, but it is what it is, the only thing you can do is searching for small pockets of people who aren't insane.

Re: Windows brings out the Rorschach test in everyone (2003)

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

One of the earlier releases (when they would send you free CD's) got flack for people in their underwear https://www.zdnet.com/article/canonical-turns-20-shaping-the...

Well, the Ubuntu logo has suddenly clicked. How did I not see it before?!

Thanks for your comment, otherwise it still would not have clicked for me ..

Re: Windows brings out the Rorschach test in everyone (2003)

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Another example: [0] Have to say this never would have occurred to me. There are also examples of US people being offended by scenes considered harmless in other cultures, ie the Totoro bathtub scene [1], search for "family bathing scene". I guess if this hologram offended people, there must be some nice stories about Nirvana's Nevermind (1991). [0] https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-butt... [1]…

Though now it's long buried in internet folklore graveyard, there once was a popular shock image (and an associated website) called "goatse". (If you never heard of it, you better NOT google it). For awhile, people had been spotting goatse in several logos.

Better question is why was the goatse guy wearing a wedding ring.

Re: Windows brings out the Rorschach test in everyone (2003)

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That's how far back Windows needs to go to try to elicit some non-negative attention

Hating on Windows and Micro$oft dates back from way before 2003.

People just forgot.

I am sure that in 2050, there will be blog posts about Windows 11 that won't make people enrage.

Re: Windows brings out the Rorschach test in everyone (2003)

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I’ve never heard these criticisms about Windows before.

My challenge to the author would be to address the much more serious criticisms of Windows that have been frustrating real users and have been left unresolved.

Address the forced Microsoft login in Windows 11. Even walled garden Apple doesn’t force that in their desktop OS.

Address the pre-installed junkware games that plagued Windows 10.

Address the Bing and Edge nags and hostility toward the will of the user.

Address sending my start menu search query to bing by default, and how Windows search is horrendous compared to every other OS. How is a free program made by a single person able to perform faster and with more accurate results? (Everything)

Address the fact that Microsoft still tolerates OEMs dumping spyware/junkware/scareware like McAfee on their computers when you buy them new.

Address the nags to put my data on OneDrive.

Address the dual hidden right click context menus in File Explorer that annoy power users to this day.

Address the fact that File Explorer will hang for multiple seconds with completely unresponsive UI upon bootup if you pin a network share that is no longer accessible.

Address the reason why the taskbar lost its decades-old customization options with Windows 11.

Address the disaster that was the Windows 8 UI, which was even more of a disaster in the context of Windows Server where tablet UI made even less sense.

Address the reason why telemetry fingerprints your connected devices and installed programs and sends that private information to Microsoft by default.

Address the reason why a $200 OS charges an extra dollar for HEVC video extensions support to gain compatibility with the most popular phone in the world like it’s a sleazy used car dealership.

Address the fact that a $200 retail price operating system made by one of the largest and most resourced companies in the world is somehow slower, less user-friendly, has less stable drivers, and is an overall worse experience than a grocery store ice cream aisle stocked full of free operating systems cobbled together by volunteers. This has gotten so bad that mainstream technology influencers and very non-technicial surface-level mainstream audience phone and car reviewers like Marques Brownlee start recommending Linux.

In what universe does it make any logical sense that I abandoned the operating system made by the creator of DirectX, Xbox, and the owner of potentially the largest collection of game studios in the world because a game developed and published by that very same company (Indiana Jones and the Great Circle) continually crashed with my mainstream commercial graphics card on that company’s OS? By switching to a different OS that’s not even supposed to be compatible with this game, my graphics driver instability stopped entirely. (AMD RX 9070XT, a top-of-the-line most recent generation GPU).

It seems like the purpose of this article is to humanize this OS that comes from a monopolistic and generally horrible, unethical company; to say “everyone will criticize Windows over anything minor, when it’s actually a great artisan OS made by real people. Look, we put a picture of a baby on the sticker! How cute.”

While I agree that Microsoft employees are real people who aren’t necessarily responsible for the draconian choices of their C-suite lords, and that making any functioning modern OS is no small feat, let’s not pretend that Windows wouldn’t be a better much OS if it was produced by someone else — almost anyone else.

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

The only people who might plausibly think that were probably also jerking it to late night scrambled skin-e-max in the 90’s when it was basically just hard R. I’ve seen that background hundreds of times, and it never even occurred to me.

I can see it now that it’s been pointed out. The desert looks like a naked person lying face down, head toward the right of the image. Now I can’t unsee it. The butt is real.

Zero ass, makes twiggy look like Shakira.

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years ago my father got a decomissioned, wiped clean notebook from work and asked me to set it up for him. i didn't want to shell out a hundred bucks for windows, so i suggested trying linux (ubuntu) and he agreed. "intrepid ibex" was installed without issues. a few weeks later i asked him if everything was ok and how he liked it, and he had no complaints, except one: he didn't like the edgy skull on the desktop wall…

> "intrepid ibex" ... edgy skull on the desktop wallpaper Ah, that would be 8.10 with the coffee stain wallpaper :-P https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ubuntu_screenshot.png

They tried too hard after the success of Hardy Heron and its awesome wallpaper.

Re: Windows brings out the Rorschach test in everyone (2003)

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Let me introduce you the splash screen of Krita (pretty much the only capable digital painting app in open source realm): https://krita.org/images/pages/electrichearts_20250824A_kiki...

maybe this is the real reason why governments don't switch to Linux: the nerdy images. Because we can't have that in an official government building, no sir, it's all numbers and abstract icons in here please :-)
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