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If Hemingway wrote JavaScript

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Re: If Hemingway wrote JavaScript

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Am I alone in finding this ridiculously pretentious? I got as far as the mocking olde-worlde "shakespeare" comments before giving up. Javascript is not a better language than others (in fact it's a far worse language), and it's downright insulting to put words in the mouth of someone like Hemingway to try and make yourself feel better.

This is fun. Remember fun?

PROGRAMMING IS NOT FUN

Re: If Hemingway wrote JavaScript

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This brings up a sore point, for me. I love to read. At some points in my life I have been able to read two or three books every week. I have spent years of time drifting through the endlessly multiplicating realities of prose. However: since moving to the Valley, working full time whilst attacking various business and development side projects, I can usually manage 2-3 pages (immediately before bed). Where do you fi…

If public transportation is an option for you, I find that I get about an hour (30 minutes each way) of dedicated reading / people-watching time every day while I ride the Chicago L.

Re: If Hemingway wrote JavaScript

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If the "Closing Thoughts" express the point of his amusing and mostly well-executed exercise, then for all his skill it's a wasted effort. It's precisely "doctrine and dogma", "rulebooks and boilerplate", that make JavaScript work for group development and long-term maintainability. This is the coding equivalent of the garage musician who says, "Don't bother me with rules — I'm playing pure emotion here, man!"

Who says everything has to be suitable for group development or long term maintainability? What's wrong with just coding for the sake of expressing oneself? I love these kind of things precisely because of this. Programming is an art, and I feel we need to be reminded of that every now and again. You don't always write a song or picture to maximize their appeal to others, sometimes you just have something in you that needs to get out.

Re: If Hemingway wrote JavaScript

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post #34

Am I alone in finding this ridiculously pretentious? I got as far as the mocking olde-worlde "shakespeare" comments before giving up. Javascript is not a better language than others (in fact it's a far worse language), and it's downright insulting to put words in the mouth of someone like Hemingway to try and make yourself feel better.

> Am I alone in finding this ridiculously pretentious? No, but you must be among the few not getting the joke or not being stuck-up to see that IT IS a joke post. I mean, "it's downright insulting to put words in the mouth of someone like Hemingway to try and make yourself feel better." Really? > Javascript is not a better language than others (in fact it's a far worse language) Even if that was true (which is highly…

Even if you see that it is a joke you can find it a bad, pretentious joke.

Re: If Hemingway wrote JavaScript

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post #84

If the "Closing Thoughts" express the point of his amusing and mostly well-executed exercise, then for all his skill it's a wasted effort. It's precisely "doctrine and dogma", "rulebooks and boilerplate", that make JavaScript work for group development and long-term maintainability. This is the coding equivalent of the garage musician who says, "Don't bother me with rules — I'm playing pure emotion here, man!"

Who says everything has to be suitable for group development or long term maintainability? What's wrong with just coding for the sake of expressing oneself? I love these kind of things precisely because of this. Programming is an art, and I feel we need to be reminded of that every now and again. You don't always write a song or picture to maximize their appeal to others, sometimes you just have something in you that…

"Fat" says that rules are "the enemies of good JavaScript." That is what I'm arguing against, not occasionally writing something a given way just because that's how you like to code.
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