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Throwing my hands up and moving to Nim was downright easy next to the excessive effort I put into trying out Nuitka, Numba, and PyInstaller for my use case. If you want static compilation, use a language and libraries built with that assumption as a ground rule. The herculean effort of building a half-compatible compiler for a dynamic language seems like a fool's errand, and would be a fun curiosity if so many people…
all of this is well and good if you completely forget that there are billions of lines of Python in prod right now. so your grand epiphany is basically on the level of "let's rewrite it in Rust". i'll let you hold your breath until that rewrite is done (and in the meantime i'll explore workarounds).
I didn't choose Nim because I was an evangelist; I had only toyed with it twice before. After much evaluating (and wrestling an ultra-frustrating previous attempt at a Rust rewrite my predecessor had tried), Nim surfaced as the best tool for the specific job. And it still is. It doesn't have to be our entire product stack; it's doing a small subset of very important jobs, doing them well, and is invoked by other languages that do their jobs better as web servers and such. A modular stack helps each language and tool shine where it works best.