It is an objection. I'm not sure if you consider the whole subfield of machine learning that is classification non-existing, or just the fact that LLMs can produce classifications, but either way, I do object.
The objection against the former is trivial and self evident, and was more where my sudden upset came from. *
Against the latter, the model trying to make the overall text that is its context window approach a chat exchange, by adjusting its own output within it accordingly, doesn't make a hypothetical request for classification in there not performed. You either classify or you don't. If it's doing it in a "misguided" way, it doesn't make it not performed. If it's doing it under the pretense of roleplay, it still doesn't make it not performed. Same is true if the LLM is actually secretly a human operator, or if the LLM is just spewing random tokens. Either you got a classified output of your input or you didn't. It doesn't "look like" anything. I can understand if maybe you mean that the designated notion of the person in the exchange it's trying to approximate for is going to affect the classifications it provides when requested one in the context window, but since these models are trained to "act agentic", I'm not sure if that's a useful thing to ponder (as there's no other way to get anything out of them).
I object to the whole "AI is just statistics" notion too. In several situations you want it to do something completely different than what the dataset would support just through rote statistics. That's where you get actual value out of them. One could conveniently recategorize that as just "advanced statistics", or "higher level" statistics, but I think that's a very perverse way of defining statistics. There's very clearly more mathematics involved in LLMs than just statistics. Just the other day, there was a post here trying to regard LLMs as "just topology". Clearly neither of these can be true at the same time, which was consequently explored in the thread too.
> You're not talking with the model, you're talking with some entity
I'm not suggesting I'm actually talking with anyone or anything in particular beyond the antropomorphization.
* What I meant by "people saying AI is not real" is that people claim to regard that the current generation of AI products are not real "artificial intelligences", because they seem to think that it's either "SkyNet" and "Detroit: Become Human", or nothing. Unsurprisingly, these folks don't tend to talk much about OCR, image segmentation and labeling, optical flow, etc. And just like the half a century old field of Artificial Intelligence isn't just some new marketing con that just spawned into existence, classification algorithms aren't some novel snakeoil either.
Edit: typing this all out about how I'm aware I'm not actually having conversations with anyone or anything gave me a feeling of realization. This is not good, because intellectually I was always aware of this, meaning I got subconsciously parasocial with these products and services over time. Really concerned about this all of a sudden lol.