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Re: To Log into WordPress, You Now Have to Agree Pineapple on Pizza Is Good

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Pineapple is objectively the best pizza topping because it's one of the only toppings which makes pizza into a fully rounded scientific flavor experience. The five flavors which we can detect are sweet, salty, bitter, sour, and umami (savory). A basic cheese pizza covers two, maybe three of these flavors — salty, umami, and maybe sweet, depending on the sauce used. Pineapple covers three flavors — sweet, sour, and bi…

> The five flavors which we can detect are sweet, salty, bitter, sour, and umami (savory). This is nonsense. Your tongue is far more sensitive than that. How would you characterize the flavor of butter?

Exactly, couldn't agree more. See my comment: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42433881

Re: To Log into WordPress, You Now Have to Agree Pineapple on Pizza Is Good

#82

Earlier quoted context omitted.

It's the same kind of polarizing concept as beans in chili.

I mean there's chili and then there's chili with no beans. Two entirely different concepts.

I think you mean, there's chili and then there's the thing people call chili with beans. At least for those who hold such views.

Re: To Log into WordPress, You Now Have to Agree Pineapple on Pizza Is Good

#83

First they insisted I like pineapple on pizza, and I did not speak out—because I didn't mind it. Then they insisted I like mushrooms, and I did not speak out—because I was indifferent. Then they insisted I like anchovies, and I did not speak out—because I could tolerate them. Then they insisted I like every topping, and there was no one left to agree with my actual taste.

To let you into the pizzeria, they assured you they didn't mind which topping you like with the Gourmet Pizza License v2. Now they tell you you have to like a specific topping and shouldn't be allowed to eat the pizza of you don't like it.

Re: To Log into WordPress, You Now Have to Agree Pineapple on Pizza Is Good

#84
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Pineapple is objectively the best pizza topping because it's one of the only toppings which makes pizza into a fully rounded scientific flavor experience. The five flavors which we can detect are sweet, salty, bitter, sour, and umami (savory). A basic cheese pizza covers two, maybe three of these flavors — salty, umami, and maybe sweet, depending on the sauce used. Pineapple covers three flavors — sweet, sour, and bi…

- "bitter (if it's fresh)"

It has a very unique bite because of this *proteolytic* enzyme it contains (when fresh),

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromelain

It's literally trying, and mostly failing, to digest your tongue.

One other very unique one is the Sichuan pepper, which is not a "spicy pepper" in the conventional, capsaicin sense, rather an idiosyncratic chemical that's... Wikipedia calls it "tingling, numbing":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sichuan_pepper

Re: To Log into WordPress, You Now Have to Agree Pineapple on Pizza Is Good

#85

Schema deletions usually have to be rolled out in two phases. Maybe this is just a light-hearted approach to be immediately compliant w/ the ruling without making a breaking API change.

Apparently the last time it was just an html change, not stored in a database, but could potentially be stored in logs.

Re: To Log into WordPress, You Now Have to Agree Pineapple on Pizza Is Good

#86
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Earlier quoted context omitted.

TIL there was any controversy there. To me chili has always implied beans.

AKA how to know someone is not from Texas

This reminds me of my favorite Allrecipes exchange of all time: Tailergate Boilermaker Chili^1:

>This boilermaker chili is the one the gang eats at Purdue Boilermaker football games. I always prep and cook the chili the night before and then reheat it the next day. This is a combination of many different tomato-based chili recipes.

In 2007, a guy from Texas makes it, then complains it's not Texas chile:

>Very disappointed. I hope he didn't make this down here in El Paso last year when Purdue played in the sunbowl and try to pass it off as authentic. Most of the ingredients are from a can and taste like it. If you want it truly hot, better add more "hot sauce" as he puts it. Not trying to be critical, but this isn't authentic chile. Pass on this and try another chile recipe that has the word "Texas" in it.

Two years later in 2009, another guy reviews it, complaining about the Texan:

>Don't listen to the condescending reviewer from Texas. This is a great chili. All Texans think they're stringy meat and watery sauce chili is the best and they have to make fun of other chilis...

Fifteen years later (and even after the Texas guy's review has been removed), people are still upset at him:

>Listen, I am from Texas, and I have won a ton of competitions with this spice mix. Whoever the tool from Texas was that gave this a 1 star couldn't tell his chili pot from his own rear end, just sayin. In Texas, they don't allow beans or veggies, so I cook them all down and blend them, then add the meat at the end so as not to over cook the meat. I also use a blend of smoked pulled pork, brisket and ground venison for the meat. It's a winner, I use my crawfish pot to cook enough to stock the freezer, and I add a lot more chilis for heat, however, the original spice mix was so interesting that I could not resist making a pot and experimenting. It has made all the difference.

Truly, the Internet forgets nothing.

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1 - https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/78299/boilermaker-tailgate...

Re: To Log into WordPress, You Now Have to Agree Pineapple on Pizza Is Good

#87

I've never understood the hatred towards pineapple on pizza. I like it. I can certainly think of much weirder things I've seen on pizza with no public outcry.

It's just a trope, like "arguing" about Die Hard being a Christmas movie. Or maybe a little closer to home, "is a burrito a monad?" and other low-effort fodder.

Re: To Log into WordPress, You Now Have to Agree Pineapple on Pizza Is Good

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Pineapple is objectively the best pizza topping because it's one of the only toppings which makes pizza into a fully rounded scientific flavor experience. The five flavors which we can detect are sweet, salty, bitter, sour, and umami (savory). A basic cheese pizza covers two, maybe three of these flavors — salty, umami, and maybe sweet, depending on the sauce used. Pineapple covers three flavors — sweet, sour, and bi…

Pineapple on pizza is in the same category as steak-doneness and IPAs. It's not about the food itself, but the social signaling of supposedly good taste.

Re: To Log into WordPress, You Now Have to Agree Pineapple on Pizza Is Good

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Pineapple is objectively the best pizza topping because it's one of the only toppings which makes pizza into a fully rounded scientific flavor experience. The five flavors which we can detect are sweet, salty, bitter, sour, and umami (savory). A basic cheese pizza covers two, maybe three of these flavors — salty, umami, and maybe sweet, depending on the sauce used. Pineapple covers three flavors — sweet, sour, and bi…

You hooked me, can’t resist the recipe challenge : Caramelized onions (sweet), sun-dried tomatoes (sour), roquette salad or kale (bitter), olives (salty), and mushrooms or tempeh (umami) I’m hungry now

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Re: To Log into WordPress, You Now Have to Agree Pineapple on Pizza Is Good

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Pineapple is objectively the best pizza topping because it's one of the only toppings which makes pizza into a fully rounded scientific flavor experience. The five flavors which we can detect are sweet, salty, bitter, sour, and umami (savory). A basic cheese pizza covers two, maybe three of these flavors — salty, umami, and maybe sweet, depending on the sauce used. Pineapple covers three flavors — sweet, sour, and bi…

Hello,

We regret to inform you that you are henceforth and forever denied entry into the Italian Republic

Cordially,

Ministro della Giustizia

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