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...you know JavaScript well and haven't bothered to "learn" the second-most-popular dialect? Take ten minutes right now and read through the CoffeeScript reference-- poof, you learned it. It is just JavaScript. Really, no one's forcing you to write it. But if you have a working understanding of JavaScript and you can't read CoffeeScript fluently, it's because you aren't trying. Just swallow your pride and deal with i…
you know JavaScript well and haven't bothered to "learn" the second-most-popular dialect? Come on, what kind of percentage are we talking about here? Tiny. Absolutely tiny. Take ten minutes right now and read through the CoffeeScript reference-- poof, you learned it. It is just JavaScript. Well, you haven't learned it unless you memorised absolutely every aspect of it, which you're unlikely to do on a first read. And…
Oh man!
I guess I don't know any programming languages whatsoever.