No way this is happening for real...he's suing /u/DeepFuckingValue because he took a loss trading? Then what's next? Suing your state's DoT every time you get a flat on the road?
They usually get tossed out pretty quickly.
"In 2016, an Illinois man sued Starbucks for misrepresenting the amount of liquid contained in its cold drinks. ... The judge agreed with Starbucks' argument that a reasonable consumer who orders an iced drink expects the drink to contain both liquid and ice."