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This brings to mind a moment in the movie Apollo 13 , where one of the supporting characters says something to the effect of: "Leave it to NASA to make a moon landing boring". I think it says a lot of great things about NASA that people consider putting a satellite in orbit around Jupiter to be routine. Further great things from the fact that they really want NASA to stop being "boring" and invent some crazy new thin…
I propose the unit of militaries as a new standard measurement.
Or maybe that's not a problem.