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In certain places in America. My county sheriff's office would be more than happy to have something to do that isn't picking up somebody's stray dog. I'm sure this is true for the UK and Canada too.
> county sheriff I take it you live somewhere roughly in the middle of nowhere?
Even New York City has a county sheriff.
https://www.nyc.gov/site/finance/sheriff-courts/sheriff.page