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> I'm just sitting over here hoping there's blowback that keeps some reasonable stuff on the market. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to become some sort of personal expert on keeping things from 1990 or older running. I'm at the point where I'm considering physically disabling the radios in my appliances.
"Error: cannot start (no connectivity). Please call a licensed repair technician to service your vehicle."
http://blog.tyrannyofthemouse.com/2008/07/setting-sync-strai...
Also, whenever the power goes out, I always express thanks that the toilets still work, and they didn't introduce some npm-style pointless dependency.