Github should probably remove the dopamine hits of green checkmarks etc. like in serious stock broker apps
They should also remove the emojis, there is no need to have people feel good about upvotes. I've long felt uncomfortable with emojis on Slack as well. Responding to a coding or infrastructure issue should not be a social activity, I respond because it's my job and if the issue is worth it, not because a human being should feel appreciated (either them or me).
If you can't imagine people using these tools for other reasons than pure unemotional business value then you don't understand their market.
Your suggestions would lose those platforms users and revenue.